The mind is a fascinating device that we've yet to fully understand. Some people believe it is a direct result of the electrical impulses of the brain. Others, including me, believe it resembles the inner architecture of a computer. But for this purpose, I'll treat my mind like a glass bowl full of notes, where you put your hand in, stir them up a bit, and grab one at random. Here, I will transcribe whatever that note says. Welcome to Random Thoughts, by Andrés Ornelas
Friday, April 3, 2009
The "mobile post" label
The "Googley" Way
All the tourist guides and books in the Google corporate housing have this label:
Be Googley...
Leave This For The Next Guest.
Thanks!
I guess we should all be a little Googley.
Humans and our fight against nature
To understand this concept, we can turn to the most perfectly balanced ecosystem in the planet: the rain forest. Rain forests abide to this balance rule so well that, ironically, they are the most fragile and easiest to destroy by someone who doesn't play by the rules. Namely, us. In the rain forest, no single organism may overpower another. Resources are carefully managed so each may have their place in the sun, but no one may stay there more than what's necessary. This is done in several forms, from competition between species to some pretty fascinating techniques. My favorite is one that I like to call "natural pest control". For every insect in the rain forest, there's a specific and targeted parasite that flourishes when its "assigned" insect is getting out of hand. The parasite is deadly and highly contagious. Ants are so familiar with theirs, that when a fellow ant shows early symptoms, they quarantine it far away from the colony, and let it die where it will hopefully not infect anyone else. This parasite is so well designed, that during the last stages of the infected ant's life, it disorients it and makes it climb as high as possible and tightly grip the tree (or whatever it ended up climbing) with its jaws. The ant dies and its body remains clamped high above the ground. Why? Because shortly after the carrier dies, the parasite grows outwards like an alien plant from a horror movie and then releases its spores into the air. The higher the release, the wider the contaminated area. Smart, huh?
So as soon as an insect starts to thrive a little bit too much for comfort, its parasite arrives to control its population and let the rest of the insects live without this insect affecting them. This is that "fragile balance" we hear about all the time, since we're screwing with it big time. If Mother Nature does not let a single species dominate to protect the rest of them, regardless of whether they are ants or apes, imagine the kind of damage we inflict when we wipe out countless acres of rain forest everyday.
I believe our actions will not go unnoticed. If there is a "natural pest control" for humans, we're asking for it. Or maybe it is already in effect, yet we have managed to overcome it. Since the beginning of our history, we have always relied on tools and technology to fight against nature's power. Cold? Wear a fur. Threatened? Build weapons. Hungry? Grab a Snickers. And this is because without all our clever inventions, we are doomed. We don't have powerful fangs, warm fur or killer stingers. Hell, set a human against a few insects (bees, for example), and we are no match.
So, using our precious tools, we manage to survive. That is, until Mother Nature gets tired of our stubbornness and comes up with a pest control so effective that no human invention may fight it. Don't get me wrong. I'm a Software Engineer and I'm all for technology and science. But we must come to terms with our exploitation of this planet and learn how to live in it without destroying everything else in our path.
This post was inspired by the "Jungles" episode of the Planet Earth documentary series, which I HIGHLY recommend! ... but the one narrated by David Attenborough, unless you want an Aliens feeling to it :-p
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Wearing in my new Google-sponsored Visa
When I gave him my passport opened on my spankin' new visa, he looked at it skeptically, then looked back at me and said, "So... You've got your documents?" I wasn't expecting that at all. "Um...", I hesitated. "Sure... What do you need?" So he asked: "What do you have?" "Crap", I thought. I had given most of the documents to my wife so she wouldn't have any problems, and I wasn't expecting to have to show anything at the border. I fumbled in my bag and said "I have the offer letter..." and handed it to him.
He read it carefully and started asking typical questions about the job, which then led to "So, you've got a degree in Computer Science or something...", and I proudly replied "Yup", but then "You have your title with you to prove that?" Jay-sus... My title?? I never travel with it, precisely because it has no validity for the US government. That's what the cedula is for, and I handed it to him, but this bozo said "you really need your title. I can't look at this little card and know you have a degree".
So then I started to get a bit frustrated. He obviously had not seen a cedula before, so I explained that I had to get that because my title has no validity for them, and that in all my travels as a TN, they've never asked to see my title. "Well, they have not been doing their jobs right" Son of a... "Does this say your degree?" he asked while holding my cedula up as if it was a Blockbuster membership. "Yes... Right there... Ingeniería en Tecnologías Computacionales. That is Bachelor in Engineering in Computer Science" and then he said "My spanish is not very good, so I can't verify that" Argh! I just stared at him in disbelief and said, trying to keep my temper "The title is a huge and priceless document. I never travel with it and the cedula has always been what proves my degree to CBP officers..." He seemed to notice my frustration and honesty, because he just said "Give me a minute" and he took the cedula and walked away.
A few minutes later, he walked back and said "Seems like I was wrong" and I couldn't help but exclaim "Good!" He said "You've already shown your title at the consulate..." Finally. "Right! They've already verified all this" Duh. That's what the visa is. Rookie. So then we were getting somewhere. He entered my info in the computer, took my picture, but as he was about to stamp my passport, he hesitated and said "Lemme just verify something..." and walked off again.
When he came back, he sighed and said "Bad news". "What?", I asked, trying to hide my nervousness. "My boss uses Yahoo. So you're screwed." I let out a relieved laugh and then he just told me to pay the $6 fee and I was good to go. Ka-ching, stamp, success.
PS. I'm currently about 150 miles from Houston and decided to try out the posting-via-email feature in Blogger. Let's see how it goes.